January 2012
jared-trolls-me:
milasweetcunt:
my new years resolution is to steal the declaration of independence
mine is to impregnate the statue of liberty
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oh ok its 2012 now so thats cool im gonna go back to watching cat videos on youtube
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my goal for 2012 is to not lose followers after i post a picture of myself ok
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you are 2011 going on 2012
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if you were really drunk and out partying you would not be blogging about it
shut up you all suck i hate everyone
you should new years resolve to suck my dick
pplastic:
Who wants to cyber new year kiss me
sugarsprout asked: I love cat.
mom: what are you doing on the computer
me: talking to strangers online and reading gay fanfiction
mom: what?
me: i'm on facebook
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Get to chinese restaurant
Caity: I'm in my hello kitty pajamas why would I go in?
Caitys mom: I'm sure they know all about hello kitty
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a-bone-cage:
at this time last year i thought i’d be dead by now, but i’m not and that’s kind of an achievement for me tbh.
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Me: *turns on car radio*
Radio Station 1: "I'M SEXY AND I KNO-"
Me: SHUT UP *change*
Radio Station 2: "LAST FRIDAY NI-"
Me: FUCK *change*
Radio Station 3: "LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRA-"
ME: *turns car into oncoming traffic*
December 2011
send me a symbol and I'll answer honestly [[IC]]
✂: Share one of the hardest moments in your life.
æ: Post a picture of yourself
✌: Share a childhood memory
♡: Make a confession
❁: Share one of your insecurities
✓: Share something about yourself others might think is weird.
☹: Share a turn off
☀: Share a turn on
♬: Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past.
♧: Share the story of something that makes you smile.
☆: Share one thing you think about before you you go to bed at night
☮: Share a relationship story